atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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