brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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