alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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