as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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