Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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