are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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