apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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