:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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