porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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