Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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