even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
My feet surprised me
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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