Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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