Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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