if only i could text you this smell
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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