i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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