I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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