Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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