in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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