Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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