how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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