Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
