Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We had to coat check the pizza.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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