You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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