He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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