But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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