): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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