I wish I could punch you in the face.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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