dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
