party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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