well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I think weed is turning my hair brown
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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