Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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