I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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