I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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