Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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