So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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