I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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