i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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