yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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