I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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