Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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