Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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