i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Drake has all the answers
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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