I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Sorry about my life...
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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