I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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