Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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