What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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