We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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