that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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