Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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