come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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