Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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