I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Come on in and take your pants off
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