of course. lets lasso hookers.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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